MEMBERS

The denizens of the Unfriendly Brawl who yearn only to hold the holy doorknob of vitality and to draw every card in their decks.

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SENORCACTUS

Portuguese man whose only life goal is to cast Season's Past and put 17 cards into hand.

Likes: Thraben Inspector, Panharmonicon, Sandsteppe Mastodon

Dislikes: Nexus of Fate, Ensnaring Bridge

Hot Take: Standard is fun

GAMES

Still taking an extra turn, completely lost in the sauce. May never be seen again.

Likes: Nexus of Fate, Time Walk,

Wilderness Reclamation

Dislikes: Ugin's Nexus, Gaddock Teeg

Hot Take: My turns > Your turns

DIVOCK

Waiting for green midrange to be playable, taking a trip to valuetown in the meantime.

Likes: Garruk, Caller of Beasts, Acidic Slime, Life from the Loam

Dislikes: 3feri, Wilderness Reclamation

Hot Take: Green needs more card draw

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EINSTEIN9998

Probably already won the match and eating popcorn. Trying to escape Meta-slavery

Likes: Urza, Paradox Engine

Dislikes: Force of Negation, Shatterstorm

Hot Take: Faithless Looting did nothing wrong

GRIFFS

Probably already lost the match to turn 2 Marit Lage.  Thinks your favorite anime is bad.

Likes: Knight of the Reliquary, Tabernacle at Pendral Vale, Ultra-Wide Monitors

Dislikes: Masked Vandal, Karn

Hot Take: N/A

MAGNUSFISCH

Warming his hands on a garbage fire. Trying to make Grisel-Aluren-Blade finally work by tapping his graveyard.

Likes: Ponder, Rest In Peace

Dislikes: Allosaurus Shepherd, Allosaurus Shepherd

Hot Take: Homelands is a good draft format

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CUPPAJOE

Swipin'. Forgot which order to Untap, Upkeep, Draw. Will always come back to you.

Likes: 3feri, Uro, Oko, Other busted 2020 cards probably

Dislikes: Ugin, Counterspell, Divination

Hot Take: Simic Ramp was a fun standard deck

LANDPIRATE

Holding six lightning bolts and a gut shot. Out there bringing the glory.

Likes: Goblin Guide, Monastery Swiftspear, Lava Spike

Dislikes: Kitchen Finks, Thragtusk

Hot Take: Twenty life is too much

BRANDONHE

Spiking another tournament with Death's Shadow and forcing Selesnya in draft

Likes: Fetch, Shock, Thoughtseize

Dislikes: Chalice of the Void, Grove of the Burnwillows

Hot Take: Ixalan is a good draft format

MOMOMORO

NCS19

GREGTHEMINDSCULPTOR

CASSIEROSE

DESTINYGREATNESS

DICJUSTICEPHD

GHASTALL

GRAZHOPPER

NK01

SKLARM1123

SIRYEETUS

ADMIDRAL